A-Toenaility

That image amuses me, as it's probably one of the smallest ones I've ever seen, or, at any rate, one of the smallest images I've ever pasted. In retrospect, my dream about the razorblade under my toenail was probably inspired by the copy on the packaging of the TopCare TOENAIL CLIP with file that I bought last night:
"Strong, sharp blades.
Swing-out nail file."
(I think Swing-out Nail File was an English pop-jazz band that I used to listen to.)
Robert Altman's Jazz '34: Remembrances of Kansas City Swing
Kansas City Band "Tickle Toe"