Why does dogs don't talk?

I don't know, and you won't find out by watching these oddities, which aren't space oddities; they are more like Lakewood oddities...



And I quote, "An absolutely, hilarious, back slappin', side pokin' video from the ranking raucous ruler of nihilist (and sociopathic) fun, John D. Morton!!"

If that didn't cheer you up, try this:



Jazz Destroyers - "Love Meant to Die"