Don't get your hopes up...

The new Susan Boyle album "The Gift" does not include a version of the Velvet Underground story-song about the guy who mails himself from PA to WI. Nor does it include other similar songs such as "Mother Upduff" by Can. It does, however, include the dreaded "Hallelujah" (not "Halleluwah" by Can); the popularity of which John Cale is partially culpable for. (Yeah, I ended that goofily constructed sentence with a preposition, syntheticproducts!) (A ridiculous in-joke, there...)