Born on 03/04

Garrett Morgan, inventor (and Clevelander), born 03/04/1877:



PLEASE, DON'T BE A JERK THAT ALWAYS INTERUPT OTHERS WHILE THEY ARE HAVING FUN. THANK YOU.

Shemp Howard, my favorite of the Three Stooges, born 03/04/1895:



James Ellroy, crazy-ass American author, born 03/04/1948, shown here in an interview with Conan O'Brien, whose hair is under control for once(plus Ellroy incites Dave Chappelle to bolt from his seat):